Ok, so there is this thing called a blogathon and i think it's really cool! You haveto saty up all day and postsomething on your blog every 30 min. The blogathon helps raise money for charaties and stuff like that :P Sign-ups start July 1st and i really hope to sign-up. I hope you do too!
Laterz
XoXo
They have just released paris' diary from jail check it out!! LoLz....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZxas3KkJY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbegmwBK7S0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0nJ7OJ0xw4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlpOmhG-RAI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgHe5ztKBk4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGEZp1YdNg
As some of you know, hopefully, Britney has made a new album and she just can't seem to pick a title. She has gotten so desperate that she is now aking her fans to vote on a title. The choices are...
In my opion they all suck!! Britney i totally think that the title should be 'The Bitch is Back' (sadley). Anywayz thats it for now!!
Muahz,
Your Fav Blonde x3
Ok, so i have a lot to talk about since i havent been posting the past few days so im going to put multipul posts in one day...
Rosie is going to try and become the new host of 'The Price Is Right' after quiting 'The View'. She is currenlty not the first choice but she isn't the last either. I think Rosie should just get a life!!! If they put Rosie on no one will ever want to watch the show again! EVER! so that's my opinion. Not much more to say.... Hmmm. Oh well! Comment me and tell me what you think! Byez!
XoXo
-Blondee-
Check out this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AoB5O6vmC4
*Update*
I was just informed that Lindsay Lohan will not be having a 21st because it was going to be held at a club and sponsored by an alchohol co.! Apparently it's not one of the 12 steps. Poor Lindsay... Oh Well! She'll get over it. ...I hope...
XoXo
-Blondee-
Want to know what Paris is up to (besides looking at her walls)?? Here are your answers...
She's also working on her new song...
These are funny... Be back laterz...
XoXo
It has reported that on Fathers Day our favorite arrested heiress drew her father a card. On ther card was a picture of her and her dad holding up their hands against the glass in one of the visiting things. Haha! Wouldn't your father love to get a card like that?! I can just picture it now....
LoLz!!! Anywayz, I'm gonna go find more juicy gossip nwo! Byez
XoXo
Ok so as you may have noticed i have added a few things.
I currently have added...
I have smileyhelper.com to thank for these amazing updates!! Thanx!!
I have also added some new links too! Be sure to check them out!
Byes,
-Blondee-
Sorry i haven't posted in a while i've been busy. ok so here is a new post <3
MySpy
When you use myspace to spy on ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends or even your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's.
My boyfriend caught me myspying on my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Busted.
Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it.
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q: Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?
A: Fisher-Price.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache."
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduce herself.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q: Why don’t blondes read Shakespeare?
A: They don’t know who wrote it.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said: "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said: "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
There were three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The red head went home to get in a quick workout before her dinner date. The blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the brunette and the red head are talking about going home early again. They ask the blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught."
Two woman a blonde and a brunette walk into a public toilet and a magic mirror appears and says, each of you will tell me a fact about u and if its true u can leave but if your lying u will dissapear. so the brunette says i think im the most sexy woman in town the mirror replies very good u may leave then the blonde says i think.. then poof she disapears! "
I think i will discuss the issue of Paris Hilton... WHAT A SPOILED-LITTLE-STUCK-UP-SHIMMY-SHIMMY-LIPGLOSS-BARBIE-PRINCESS-WANNABE!!!! (plus-she's not even that pretty)
I mean come on!!! All she had to do was 45 days but no that was way too much for miss priss it had to be cut to 25!!! ok she goes to jail (mind you it's a prison where you get an hour a day to watch the tele or chat on the phone) but then 5 days later she leaves and go on house arrest because of a health condition. Most of you would think it was because she was anorexic but my friends that was not the case, it was a rash, and rumour has it it was also a nervous breakdown. Seriously, come on i have had my fair share of nervous break dows over finals and stuff, but i have to still take them. But it's not the breakdown get out of jail free card thing that bugs me it's that she is forced to saty at home with her flat screens, pools, beds, waitresses, etc. OH THE HORROR!!!
But then today Paris was taken to jail where she is now to finish her 45 day sentence... Thank America!!! LOL. Paris is so0o0o0o0o stupid too. What is she like 25, and the whole trip to court she was crying, screaming 'This isn't fair' and asking for her mommy. Awww poor Paris...
Hola!! ok, im not rele blonde (brunette and proud!!) but, like, EVERYONE i know says im an inner blonde so i created this blog to talk about friends, family, boys, movies, shoppoing, celebs, gossip, and last but not least my blonde moments...
For example the other day me and my friends were walking around the parking lot and talking while waiting for our parents to stop talking and there was this tree that had berries and i stepped on one an i was like 'EWWWWW! I have berry stuff on my shoes... at least it's a pretty color!!' Ya know stuff like that...
Ok, i should go to bed now and get my beauty sleep :)
XOXO,
-Blonde
