Sunday, June 10, 2007

Blonde Jokes...

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduce herself.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Q: Why don’t blondes read Shakespeare?
A: They don’t know who wrote it.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said: "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said: "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."

There were three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The red head went home to get in a quick workout before her dinner date. The blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the brunette and the red head are talking about going home early again. They ask the blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught."

Two woman a blonde and a brunette walk into a public toilet and a magic mirror appears and says, each of you will tell me a fact about u and if its true u can leave but if your lying u will dissapear. so the brunette says i think im the most sexy woman in town the mirror replies very good u may leave then the blonde says i think.. then poof she disapears! "

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